so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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