Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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