question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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