Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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