my vag is so smooth its legendary
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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