There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
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