thus making me awesome and them whores
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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