if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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