a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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