when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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