it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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