I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
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