eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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