just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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