New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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