I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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