Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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