Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
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