I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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