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new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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