He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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