the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
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