So drunk its hurt
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Panties = found
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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