this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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