I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
So apparently I’m into choking now
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