I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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