I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
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