i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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