Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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