forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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