Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
We're too hungover to prance.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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