Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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