She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
You have to summon your inner elephant
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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