If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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