People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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