Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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