I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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