margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
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