Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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