Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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