is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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