And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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