If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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