Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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