I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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