Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
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