im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
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