I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
we're making bets on your personal life
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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