I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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