I smell stomach acid.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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