Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
soo... how was my night?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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