Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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