She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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