awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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