Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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