loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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