love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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