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you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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